My bottom is still hurting having fallen down the stairs on Good Friday. I was a little concerned that it was still so tender after a fortnight – so the other night I asked my husband if he would have a look for any bruising, lumps, exposed spinal column etc (never one to over dramatise!!).
After I dropped my trousers he took a sharp intake of breath and said ‘Oh My God ‘ – to which I immediately panicked that there’s a serious problem, his reply:
‘It’s got a huge crack in it’