My husband has always enjoyed a good spa break – in fact where we got married in St Lucia you had a treatment each day included in the price – and he quite happily had a massage / facial / body scrub up in the treatment area (there were A LOT of steps to get up there!) Hey – he even had a back, sack and crack there once – but that’s a whole other blog post!!!
Tonight we are at a fabulous hotel in the Cotswolds overnight for my birthday and that has included some time in the spa. But it has been far from relaxing with the husband in tow!
Last time we were here he struggled with doing nothing – and spent most of the time working in the restaurant / bar attached to the spa. Today he was even more of a nightmare!
Firstly – he sprayed me with cold water in the steam room as I was quite happily enjoying the temperatures.
Then – as I was enjoying a ‘tropical rain’ shower, he crept up on me and put a handful of crushed ice down my swimming costume.
And subsequently, he jumped into the tranquil swimming pool causing a mini tidal wave. Then there was no calm swimming with your head out of the water in a true spa day style – now – he had to prove he could swim to one end from the other under the water (he did!)
Thank goodness I have a spa break with the girls booked next month – I am sure they will be far better behaved!!