Let me set the scene….

Recently the village we live in has been inundated with flies!  We’ve purchased a UV thing that they fly into and get killed (the smell of burning fly pervades the house!) but there is something quite satisfying about a good old fashioned fly swatter:

This evening I was cooking (well, warming up what had already been cooked – but using kitchen utensils anyway!)

In one had I had a fish slice, in the other a fly swatter.

You can imagine the rest…………………..