” ‘I have been waiting for this book my entire life. It’s brilliant.’ – Claudia Winkleman
‘A genius book. So funny, so wise, so cool and above all so USEFUL. I couldn’t love it more. I am buying it for every one of my friends.’ – India Knight
‘I’m absolutely fine but I slightly need to pee, I followed the road less travelled and now I don’t know where the hell I am, I may bleed to death shaving my legs, my soul aches, another week has ended without me becoming accidentally rich, I just put my keys in the fridge, unexpected object in the bagging area, I’ll have a café mocha vodka Valium latte to go please, where’s my phone? My anxieties have anxieties, no… not like that – here, I’ll do it, do I have to do everything? WTF?’
Is it just me? We gnaw on that, don’t we? Is it just me? Well, look around. Look at the rage, the resolution, the ‘hear me roar’, the panic, the power, the chin hairs, the shame, the empathy, the conversation, the sheer potential.
Welcome to Midulthood. A place where we recognise that we are all more alike than we are unalike. Of course it’s not just you. If we’re not in it together, we’re not in it at all…
From sex (What Could Possibly Go Wrong) to self-image (Does This Straightjacket Make Me Look Fat?), I’m Absolutely Fine is a wry look at real life, real wisdom and real information framed in fun.”
A few weeks ago I was in hospital having (yet another) surgery on my piles – and whilst scrolling through Instagram spotted a competition to win a copy of this book on the lovely doesmybumlook40’s page:
So, obviously I had to reply:
A few days later I got a message saying I’d won copies for me and my friend and asking for our addresses – how exciting!
When it arrived (signed, get me!) I started reading straight away. In fact, I left it by the toilet as it was perfect to dip in and out of with my numerous post surgery toilet trips. (Although I DEFINITELY don’t think it was written as a toilet book, in fact who would have books in the toilet nowadays *whistles nonchalantly*)
On a geeky book loving note – it is a beautiful weight, and has a ribbon bookmark inside – retro and gorgeous!
Now I expected to LOVE this – the recommendations by Claudia Winkelman and India Knight added to my expectations (I secretly want to be BFFs with them both) and I really did enjoy lots of it. Some of the lists had me crying laughing – just soooooo accurate.
This one in particular has been in the press loads, so I don’t feel guilty sharing it:
“20 THINGS YOU KNOW IF YOU’RE A MIDULT
1. Nothing good happens at three in the morning.
2. You should never buy the smallest size you can get into.
3. Everyone needs therapy.
4. Grey hair is beautiful, grey roots make you look deranged.
5. Time flies.
6. You are probably a little bit of an alcoholic. Unless you are actually an alcoholic, in which case you may have given up drinking.
7. You are always hungry.
8. If you check out of technology, you are checking out of life. Don’t do it.
9. If someone has no old friends, there is a problem.
10. Infidelity doesn’t necessarily mean it’s over. Contempt does.
11. Things get stuck in your teeth.
12. Something always hurts.
13. And then you think it’s cancer.
14. You know more and less at the same time. You think they might cancel each other out. So where does that leave us?
15. Good sleep is better than good sex.
16. Moths make you panic. Even talking about them: panic.
17. You have 25 different kinds of herbal tea. You don’t much like any of them. You’d rather have a Diet Coke. But you probably won’t.
18. Swearing f***ing helps.
19. This is the rush hour of life: we have spots, wrinkles and possibly braces.
20. If you need to cancel, you need to cancel.”
But lots of the other lists are even funnier (and ruder!) but you need to buy the book for those #nospoilershere!!
I guess the fact I overshadow ridiculously means I often know things aren’t just me (I was amazed how many friends had period issues / had had endometrial ablations and privately messaged me when I publicly discussed them) but I still enjoyed empathising no end.
Most of the book I absolutely loved – but occasional chapters I felt were a bit neurotic and self indulgent. Maybe if I was at a different stage in my life I may have empathised more – but it seemed like a totally different world that I didn’t quite get. I feel bad writing that – especially when it was a lovely free copy – but I do like to be honest.
Overall, though, I definitely enjoyed it – and will dip in and out of it again in the future – and probably quote the lists incessantly to people!
I now follow The Midult on social media – and totally concur with most of their posts – so I’m very glad to have found them. This would make a perfect Christmas present for ‘women of a certain age’!!