Apparently I am not allowed to use ‘sh*t’ as the collective noun for Christmas decorations etc, seemingly it’s not festive to be so negative.
I am renowned in my family for being The Grinch when it comes to Christmas. There is many a photo of me in a shop where the husband is looking well excited about all of the decorations and me, well, less so….

To be honest, until I met the husband, I wasn’t Christmas-phobic – but he is soooooo Christmas obsessed, I feel that I need to off set this somehow.
A couple of years ago there was a serious injury in the erection of the Christmas decorations in the Price household. The husband managed, whilst cutting a tunnel through a mountainside for the Christmas village, to sever a vein in his arm that required stitches (3 times, because it kept bursting underneath the stitches – grim!)
and so that year they were literally ‘bloody Christmas decorations’.
This year, when I popped back from the office on Friday, I found that reinforcements had been called in – there were 3 company vans on the drive having delivered 2 carpenters, 2 painters and a contract supervisor to assist with Christmas – and some sort of sleigh with reindeer on the patio outside:
I then went out for the evening with some of the local Mums – and when I staggered in at 1.30am it appeared that someone had vomited Christmas all over the house all evening……….
And the Christmas village isn’t even finished yet! Here’s am amazing photo of it last year taken by my talented photographer friend Bee.
Apparently there are some electrical works that need completing before this year’s is ready to be viewed (my sister was overheard yesterday complaining that the one in her local garden centre is nowhere near up to our standards!!)
So today – we spiced up the festive cheer with a trip to the German market in the centre of Birmingham. Admittedly some of it remains traditionally German – but the ‘do you want 4 doughnuts for a fiver, bab?’ is pretty Brummie!! The gluhwein was ridiculously pricey (given what you can buy a bottle for from Aldi / Lidl / your sister’s local shop in Munich) – and this year we DIDN’T KEEP THE MUGS (there are only so many small rubbish mugs one family can house!) But the kids had fun – mostly due to the carousel and expensive Olaf and Hello Kitty balloons that almost strangled half of New Street on the walk back to the car.
So when I was given this present by my sister via my parents this afternoon – it pretty much summed up the next month for me:
Although I did watch the Strictly results show with Rudolph tonight………
I’m re-posting this to link in with The Sticky Fingers Blog for The Photo Gallery week 212 where the theme is Christmas – as this is our Christmas!!! Do pop across and see what Christmas is like for other bloggers………….
A ‘shit’ of Christmas decorations. Now that’s my kind of collective noun.
I’m trying to think of one for grandparents: a jury? a chatter of grandparents? Hmm, need it for my next post…
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Ooh – I like jury a lot!! But will give it some more thought as well……….
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Have just looked at the Wikipedia list of collective nouns for animals – a ‘busyness’ (of ferrets), a ‘parliament’ (of owls) and a ‘lamentation’ (of swans) are now amongst my favourites!!
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I WANT THAT REINDEER BAB! I LOVE IT! And I have so many of those crap mugs. I got one from the Manchester Market at the weekend too! xxx
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LOL, I love the reindeer!
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This is hilarious…. What about the collective noun for a group of bloggers. As I am part of the sex blogging community as well as we decided that a group of sex bloggers was a Bottom of Bloggers….
Mollyxxx
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Great post! Hilarious – wonder if I could introduce this collective noun to my students!!
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Enjoyed reading of your preparations..Happy Holidays♪ http://lauriekazmierczak.com/decor/
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Aww love it x
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Wow, when your hubby does Christmas, he really does Christmas!
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Ok that Rudolph is beyond the pail – I mean…seriously?!!!! In the living room?!
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